15 Things NEVER Do in
Bed! The following recommendations
come from a leading sex expert. If youre guilty of doing even
ONE of these, you risk being thrown out of bed and sent to the
living room couch!
DON'T mention other women. DONT criticize.
DON'T talk about the big presentation you have to give
tomorrow. DON'T attempt sex while she's asleep. DON'T
push her head down. You wouldn't like it, would you? DON'T
ask why she's taking so long. DON'T put her in ludicrous
positions. Even if they are in the Kama Sutra! DON'T
ask her if she came. If you can't figure it out, don't ask.
DON'T scratch yourself, belch or fart. Man descended from
ape, but there's no need to remind her. DON'T ask if
you're bigger and better than her other boyfriends. Do you
really want to know? DON'T try anal without her
permission and say you slipped. DON'T fall asleep
after 10 seconds. DON'T jump in the shower right after...
unless you bring her with you.DON'T make her sleep in the wet
spot. Be fair and take turns. DON'T say "I love you" --
Unless you mean it. |